I START AT MERRILL LYNCH IN 3 WEEKS!!!!

theweaponofchoice:

*won’t eat white bread*

*drinks vodka out of bottle*

ME LOL

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HAHA MY LIFE

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elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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